15.) Michelle Pfeiffer. Her heart-shaped facial structure and high cheeks bones allow any hair style to work on her. She also has the ability to appear very sweet (like in Mid Summer's Night Dream) or like a Marine who remains fearless of a roomful of gangsters (referring to her role in Dangerous Minds).
Obviously on the right playing a white, suburban teacher in "Dangerous Minds".
14.) Patricia Arquette. Has to be one of the most underrated actresses in America. She deserves a spot for not only leading in my favorite movie (True Romance), but for being a chamillion (she has the ability to morph for any movie role). Her hair has been short, long, wavy, straight, dark, light. I love clients like this and hope I meet many of them.
Patricia playing call girl, Alabama in "True Romance"
13.) Kelly Osbourne. She doesn't have the ability to pull off every look (her cheekbones are very dull), but she makes it happen. She uses her features to her advantage (her full lips, clear skin, etc.). I'd be honored to splatter pink in her tresses.
Kelly Osbourne impersonating a 1920's flapper.
12.) Kim Basinger. Her skin glows. She would stand out in the most extensive crowd because of that skin. Her skin even glimmers when she plays up the part of a trashy, drug-addict mother (8 Mile). That's miracle-worthy.
Kim Basinger
11.) Heather Locklear. She's almost 50 and her hair is still big and her eyes still make me weak at the knees. Doesn't even require further explanation.
During Heather Locklear's prime in the 80's
10.) Lucille Ball. Besides my appreciation for humorous women, I also happen to love redhaired women with bright, red lips and perfectly sculpted legs.
Lucille Ball was not a natural redhead, but she was one of the first pin up's to indulge in comedy.
9.) Amy Winehouse. Sure, the heavy drug use puts me off, but I cannot resist her huge beehive hairdo and striking eye make-up. The pin up girls tattooed on her arm is a huge plus.
Amy Winehouse about an hour before accepting an award for her R&B singing.
8.) Zoli Suicide. For those of you who don't know what a Suicide Girl is, it is a website of inked, pierced and painted nude ladies. Zoli was an original SG. Her vivid choices for hair colors and almond-shaped eyes allow her to be my most prominent fantasy as a stylist.
Zoli Suicide travels America to photograph and entertain.
7.) Bobbie Brown. I love video girls. I know that sounds skanky and low, but video girls fascinate me (I mean, no one really wants to look at Warrant, or 50 Cent). Her red lips (I love girls who invest in bright, red lipstick), hairsprayed tresses and rocking body earned her a notable spot on this list.
She may not be throwing a pie, but that's her alright.
6.) Dita Von Teese. Her dainty, yet fierce features animate the pin up girls of yesteryear. The fact that I drool over the whole black hair, pale skin and bright eyes trio also explains her position. The perfect hour glass figure doesn't hurt either.
The beautiful Dita Von Teese at work.
5.) Lil' Kim. For those who don't know, she was a teenaged prostitute before deceased rap artist, Notorious B.I.G. discovered her for improv rapping. Over a decade later, celebrity stylists still mock her, "slutty" appearance. I eat it up. I love the dramatic make-up, the huge, fake boobs (I dote on boob jobs) and the comical weaves.
Always looking sexy, even when she's locked up.
4.) Pam Anderson. The lips. The eyes. The boobs. The hair. The famous, red one piece. The getting married to Kid Rock in a slip. That's all that needs to be said.
She can always laugh at herself, even when people diss her for making a sex tape with Tommy Lee.
3.) Daisy De La Hoya. Let's get this straight: I hate reality television, but I was flipping through the channels one lazy day and I saw that annoying Rock of Love series playing and I couldn't help but wonder, "who's that pretty little blond thing with the grand tits and the beautiful eyes?"
None of those guys in "Daisy of Love" could handle her....
2.) Marilyn Monroe. My first inspiration: her tall, full body posted up in How to Marry a Millionaire, displaying that sexy, red swimsuit (I don't know what my infactuation is with the color red-my favorite color is lime green!). She has mass amounts of sex appeal. Anyone would look silly with their white dress blowing up while standing on a subway grating (The Seven Year Itch).
Marilyn Monroe is considered by many to be "America's first beauty".
1.) Bettie Page. The jet black locks and perfect face aren't enough. She also has to sport every animal print and provocative set of lingerie ever created to just barely cover her flawless body. The sex appeal cannot even be described on paper (I am a writer that is not often left speechless), but she takes the cake for sexiest woman in history.
Considered by many to be the Queen of Pin Up.
"Women are always beautiful"- Ville Valo
-M. Junk
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